Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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