you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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