Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
