So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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