I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
