sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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