So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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