Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
