Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
