I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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