i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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