found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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