I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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