Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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