Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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