one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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