well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
only if we run a train.
done.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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