escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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