after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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