Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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