I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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