ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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