Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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