I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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