oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Your penis caused this!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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