I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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