dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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