I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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