Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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