I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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