His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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