remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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