At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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