Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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