just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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