Nicole vs. Life
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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