i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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