I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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