we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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