yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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