just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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