I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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