Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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