just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
you inspire me to be a worse person
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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