dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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