doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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