quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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