drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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