Christians are straight up FREAKS
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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