so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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